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workaholics:

Back to work tomorrow.

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catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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Similarities Between Titanic and The Great Gatsby

the-timelord-at-hogwarts:

A young man who was born dirt poor

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with plans of starting out fresh in New York

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who falls in love with a woman named after a flower

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and pretends to be someone he’s not along the way

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and his true love is already taken by a huge douche

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but he doesn’t care

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then he dies in water

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And Leo still doesn’t get a freaking Oscar

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jackanthfern:

this is my favorite video of all of youtube. 

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mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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